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Blade Gunner: Oscar Pistorius’ Career is Probably Over

February 18, 2013 by


Oscar Pistorius‘ track career was put on hold indefinitely on Sunday because of his murder charge, reinforcing the possibility that the double-amputee Olympian and disabled sports icon might never run again competitively on his famous carbon fiber blades. He has literally shot his way off the racetrack. Pistorius’ agent was forced to cancel all future […]

United Bags Draw With Madrid At The Santiago Bernabeu

February 14, 2013 by


Last night was a great night for football for neutrals and club fans alike. The atmosphere was impressive as Real Madrid and Manchester United (both title contenders in their respective leagues) went toe to toe in the European Champions League at the Santiago Bernabeu. The match ended in a 1-1 draw with a goal each […]

Keshi Resigns Then ‘Unresigns’

February 13, 2013 by


Earlier yesterday, we heard unconfirmed reports that the coach of the Nigeria Super Eagles, Stephen Keshi had handed in his resignation notice and planned not to coach the team anymore. Super Sport presenter Robert Marawa tweeted about Keshi’s resignation which he declared at a South African radio station, Metro FM: But then the Nigerian football […]

Super Eagles Emerge AFCON 2013 Champions!

February 11, 2013 by


Nigeria’s Super Eagles have won the African Cup of Nations 2013, after a superb strike by Sunday Mba put the now ‘flightful’ birds in the lead and secured a 1-0 victory. We join the Super Eagles and all Nigerians in celebrating this win. President Jonathan finally has something worthwhile to add to his CV as […]

Victor Moses. Super Hero.

February 8, 2013 by


On Sunday February 10th 2013, Victor Moses will be standing up in line singing the national anthem of the country that failed him when it mattered most, he would be putting all his effort to bring smiles to the faces of over 160 million Nigerians who knew nothing about the pain he went through to […]

English Grammar 2.20 – Patrick Obahiagbon Congratulates Super Eagles

February 5, 2013 by


“Its My Emblem Pleasure To Congratulate Our Superior Melofarm Exclamagated Bermasaur On Their Recent Victory Against Ivory Coast. As The Refermed, Solid Giants Are To Face Winners Of The Later Game In An Uncavoured Camfamgnam Match, My Empyrean Paradisiac Rendezvous Advice To The Super Eagles Is For Them To Recumbently Metragaloblicly­ Believe In God. If […]

Caroline Wozniacki Is Just Full of ‘Racist’ Serena Williams Impressions

December 12, 2012 by


They say mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery and Serena Williams sure gets a lot of it. During an exhibition match against Maria Sharapova over the weekend, Caroline Wozniacki churned out the second instalment in her repertoire of Serena Williams impersonations. This is not the first time Serena has been the butt of her pro-tennis colleagues jokes; pun […]