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Greenlight Now Hosted at www.greenlight.com.ng!

March 20, 2013 by

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Dear Readers, We are glad to announce that Greenlight is now being hosted at http://www.greenlight.com.ng. We continue to post daily on issues that affect and interest us and you the reader; and we look forward to seeing you there! Greenlight Media Advertisements

President Goodluck Jonathan. Party Animal.

February 21, 2013 by

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Apart from being slow and rather ineffective, it has come to light that our President is a great lover of music. When I say music, I mean that produced by the likes of Jay-Z and Beyonce. If this story stopped here, it would have been acceptable and maybe even endearing. Unfortunately, there is more to this […]

Hungry Lions Hold Up Traffic in Kenya, Roll In Some Shit Then Head Off Hunting

February 18, 2013 by

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Two escapees lions from the Nairobi National Park found their way on to a main road in Nairobi, Kenya and held traffic up while they rolled in buffalo shit. Mufasa & Simba out here playing in shit and my ass is late to work…that’s just awesome. Apparently, judging by their thinness and ribs poking through their skin, […]

Blade Gunner: Oscar Pistorius’ Career is Probably Over

February 18, 2013 by

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Oscar Pistorius‘ track career was put on hold indefinitely on Sunday because of his murder charge, reinforcing the possibility that the double-amputee Olympian and disabled sports icon might never run again competitively on his famous carbon fiber blades. He has literally shot his way off the racetrack. Pistorius’ agent was forced to cancel all future […]

Feyi Fawehinmi: Industrialisation of Mumurity in Nigeria – The Ajaokuta Example

February 14, 2013 by

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Some context will be useful before we get into the meat of the matter. You may have heard, sometime in October or November last year, about the steel giant ArcelorMittal’s decision to close a steel plant in Florange, France. The closure was going to lead to the loss of around 700 jobs. ‘Zut Alors!’ cried […]

Ondo Monarch Suspended For Being A Fraud And A Bully (Allegedly)

February 14, 2013 by

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Oba Pius Ademola,the Akamuja of Igburowo in Odigbo Local Government Area of Ondo state has been suspended from his duties for being an all round thug & bully.  Accused of committing crimes such as “fraud, forceful acquisition of land belonging to his subjects, frivolous litigation over property, non-performance of traditional rites, and assault of his chiefs […]

2 Of the 4 Candidates To Succeed Benedict XVI Are Black But The Next Pope Won’t Be

February 12, 2013 by

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  Pope Benedict XVI has resigned, saying that at his age he cannot carry out all his tasks adequately and is losing strength in body and mind. His brother Georg suggested he was finding it difficult to walk and he was advised to stop making transatlantic journeys. The pope will step down on 28 February. A […]