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Hungry Lions Hold Up Traffic in Kenya, Roll In Some Shit Then Head Off Hunting

February 18, 2013


Two escapees lions from the Nairobi National Park found their way on to a main road in Nairobi, Kenya and held traffic up while they rolled in buffalo shit. Mufasa & Simba out here playing in shit and my ass is late to work…that’s just awesome. Apparently, judging by their thinness and ribs poking through their skin, […]

Ondo Monarch Suspended For Being A Fraud And A Bully (Allegedly)

February 14, 2013


Oba Pius Ademola,the Akamuja of Igburowo in Odigbo Local Government Area of Ondo state has been suspended from his duties for being an all round thug & bully.  Accused of committing crimes such as “fraud, forceful acquisition of land belonging to his subjects, frivolous litigation over property, non-performance of traditional rites, and assault of his chiefs […]

Man Abducts Then Marries Woman And Is Promptly Assaulted By Her Sisters (Who Are Also His Wives)

February 14, 2013


In this week’s edition of ‘Hell Hath No Fury Like a Crazy B**ch’ news, two sisters wreak havoc on their husband for kidnapping & marrying their baby sister. Yes. This is Pakistan‘s version of Sister Wives. Tabassum & Tehmina were married to Adnan first but got upset when Adnan allegedly kidnapped baby sister Anum & […]

73 Year Old White Cap Chief Murdered

February 12, 2013


Last Thursday, as I was driving away from the Lagos Island NYSC office where I have been pressed ganged posted to complete my youth service assigment, at least 15 police pick up trucks raced past me in traffic with no less than 3 of those trucks full of “hardened criminals” suspected of killing the Onimole of […]

Christopher Dorner V. The Los Angeles Police Department

February 11, 2013


I don’t know if anyone is following this story, but I am riveted & keeping my eye out for updates. The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) has a long & fractious history of corruption and mishandling of minorities (Rodney King anyone?)  I read the manifesto Dorner posted online and let me tell you how shit scared I am. Did you see […]

YABATECH, Nigeria’s 1st Tertiary Institution, Is Now An Alcohol Free Zone

February 6, 2013


I stumbled upon this story while enjoying a nice glass of Baron Romero Cabernet Sauvignon & I chuckled ever so gently. Yaba College of Technology, popularly known as YABATECH, founded in 1947, has the distinction of being Nigeria’s first tertiary education institution. Their comprehensive and impressive website boasts of a mission statement that aims to produce knowledgeable […]

Weeks After President Jonathan’s Infamous Visit Police College Ikeja Is Still a Hell-hole

February 5, 2013


After a truly eye-opening in-depth documentary by Channels TV on the deplorable conditions of the Lagos Police College in Ikeja, President Jonathan Goodluck decided to pay an impromptu visit on Friday on his way out of town. President Jonathan arrived only to find out that the grounds had been rented out, and parties were rocking on […]