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President Goodluck Jonathan. Party Animal.

February 21, 2013

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Apart from being slow and rather ineffective, it has come to light that our President is a great lover of music. When I say music, I mean that produced by the likes of Jay-Z and Beyonce. If this story stopped here, it would have been acceptable and maybe even endearing. Unfortunately, there is more to this […]

Epic Fail: When Beyonce Met Fugly and Couldn’t Kill It

February 7, 2013

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A few days ago, Beyonce entertained human beings the world over (as well as her deranged group of die-hard fans) with a fierce, rock ‘n roll, fear inducing, crotch banging, sweat dripping performance at the Super Bowl half-time show. Unfortunately, what Beyonce didn’t want all those who saw her performance to know was that being that fierce and that rock […]

Caroline Wozniacki Is Just Full of ‘Racist’ Serena Williams Impressions

December 12, 2012

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They say mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery and Serena Williams sure gets a lot of it. During an exhibition match against Maria Sharapova over the weekend, Caroline Wozniacki churned out the second instalment in her repertoire of Serena Williams impersonations. This is not the first time Serena has been the butt of her pro-tennis colleagues jokes; pun […]

Million Dollar Deal Ferrying 80,000 Illegal Weapons to the Nigerian Police Exposed by UK Tax Authorities. No Comment from Nigerian Government

December 7, 2012

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It is without doubt that Gary Hyde is sitting in his prison cell at this very moment regretting his decision to attempt evading the payment of UK tax on his income. He was in charge of a $1.3m (£808,000) shipment of 80,000 assorted weapons from China to Nigeria in 2007. These weapons included assault rifles, […]

The 2013 Grammy Nominations Are Here

December 7, 2012

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Nominations for next year’s 55th Annual Grammy Awards were announced during the week, encompassing a diverse array of nominees. Many of whom a large number of people have never heard of. Below are nominations in the more popular categories. Record Of The Year: “Lonely Boy” — The Black Keys “Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)” — […]

Royal Foetus Tweets, The World Rejoices!

December 7, 2012

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Earlier this week, all of England & Wales and indeed the entire world, was agog with the news of the expected royal. Yes, Kate Middleton is pregnant with the 3rd in line to the throne – leaving Prince Harry, our favourite of the batch, to continue being as footloose & fancy free as he wants. […]

Lets Talk About Sex Baby! Education as a Vaccine (EVA) Wants To Get Young Nigerians Talking Sex

December 6, 2012

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EVA -Education as a Vaccine, a non-governmental organisation focused on bringing sex education to the teenage Nigerian wants to get Nigerians talking about sex and sexual health. The average Nigerian parent does not get involved in the process of sex education; children are usually left to discover this on their own. I know I was, […]