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English Grammar 2.20 – Patrick Obahiagbon Congratulates Super Eagles

February 5, 2013

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“Its My Emblem Pleasure To Congratulate Our Superior Melofarm Exclamagated Bermasaur On Their Recent Victory Against Ivory Coast. As The Refermed, Solid Giants Are To Face Winners Of The Later Game In An Uncavoured Camfamgnam Match, My Empyrean Paradisiac Rendezvous Advice To The Super Eagles Is For Them To Recumbently Metragaloblicly­ Believe In God. If […]

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

February 4, 2013

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On Friday A Deranged Man Tried To Mail Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Two ‘Improvised Explosive Devices’ (IEDS) At The Gari Post Office, Abuja. The Early Valentine’s Day Present Has Now Been ‘Diffused’

NNPC Mega Debt

February 4, 2013

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The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) Owes The Federal Government N1.95 Trillion From Oil And Gas Transactions It Supervised Between 2009 And 2011. This Amount Is Almost Half Of The Federal Government’s N4.9 Trillion Budget For 2013

A Nigerian Spring — Long Overdue

February 3, 2013

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I was a visiting professor in Paris last fall and it was the first day of class. I was making copies for my 10:30 class at the faculty lounge where two female professors were kibitzing by the coffee machine. “Oh, yeah,” one said. “Soon as I learned he’s Nigerian, I discounted everything he’d said as […]

FG rolls out another National I.D. Card scam. Its Christmas! PDP share the money!

November 29, 2012

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When I saw the headlines declaring the start of a new national I.D. card scheme, I wondered if the wheel of Nigerian corruption had stopped evolving. I shit you not, I have enrolled my details for a national I.D. card and I never received one.The players are still the same, the objectives still the same. […]