Asari Dokubo Abandons the SS Nigeria

Posted on January 9, 2013 by



Militant kingpin, playground bully and all round bad-ass noise machine Asari Dokubo aka Melford Goodhead Jr is in the news again. No he didn’t enroll in anger management classes. No he hasn’t been told by doctors to get on Prozac. No he isn’t a closet mormon. Or a Tibetian virgin.

What he has in fact done is ditch Nigeria. The country that pays his bribes and shii. Oh the gall. Lemme rip out the quote:

“In protest against the inability of Nigeria to grant IJAW REPUBLIC, I have relocated my corporate investments to Benin Republic. Benin is my adopted homeland today.”

What’s next? Well, now we all get to act like we give a damn.

Via: Information Nigeria


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